It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
The phone won’t stop ringing and everyone singing Same one way rate as last year It’s the most wonderful time of the yearIt’s the hap-happiest season of all
Your planes AOG Please don’t be mad at me I am just the dispatcher on-call It’s the hap-happiest season of all
Outside it is freezing
My Captain is sneezing
Please don’t be sick today
The lead Pax just called
His passport is lost
Tell the crew he’s on his way.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Does Santa pass ARGUS
The forecast is horrid
We will deice his sleigh have no fear
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Your plane has diverted
Crisis averted
Flightaware has a glitch after all
But your catering is missing
The passenger hissing
Don’t worry we stock alcohol
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
TEB delays are mounting
Clients ask for discounting
We just departed, your passengers cheer
It’s the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time OF THE YEAR!!!!!
Wishing you ALL THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS!
Note: a Fellow Aviator Posted this today. I thought it was great!
